And now, for something completely different...

I don't normally do work related stuff, here.  But a good friend on Twitter pointed me to this post, on Left Foot Forward, whose calculations in turn rely on this post on 2me2you. Neither of which I'd heard of before today, and both of which are flawed to a serious degree, but I can't possibly say why in 140 characters!  For those of you who want an early escape, this is about the Browne Review into HE funding.

So, first the calculations.  2me2you makes an interesting point, which would stack up an awful lot better if his/her understanding of the teaching funding method weren't somewhat awry.  To be fair, it's not a straightforward calculation, but even still... 2me2you has current teaching funding at roughly £7.5bn.  We'd take that, thank you very much.  In fact, if you look at HEFCE's announcement of the current year's recurrent funding, the total teaching grant (including targetted allocations) is £4.7bn, with core funding at £3.9bn - something slightly less than half of 2me2you's estimate.  But why use the facts when they undermine your argument, eh?  The basic problem is that in calculating funding, the author of 2me2you has forgotten to deduct the assumed fee - yes, in current funding, FTEs are multiplied by a weighting factor.  But then HEFCE deducts an assumed fee of - from memory - £3150 per FTE.  This is the basic Band D element of the grant.  My very rough back of the envelope calculation, assuming 2me2you's FTE numbers are right, makes core funding £2.6bn on this basis.  Closer to the real  £3.9bn than he/she quotes, but probably no banana to me, either.

2me2you also ignores the implication of removing that £3150 from each FTE in the remaining funding.  By abolishing the Band D funding altogether, each FTE's funding in bands A and B comes down by £3150 from the core calculation performed on this blog.  In fact, Browne states quite explicitly on page  47 (final para of section 6.2): "We envisage that the minimum level of investment will be consistent with the current premium paid by HEFCE on equivalent courses – ca. £700m per year".  So I'm going to take that as a statement of intent and not bother to re-do the calculations I've been doing all bloomin' week.  So, core funding goes from £3.9bn to £700m - that's a reduction of £3.2bn to core funding, or if you take the targetted allocations, too, then it's £4bn out.  Which, coincidentally, is what the big number touted for the CSR was...  I'm not even going to start on the fees calculations because it's late and there's a bottle of wine calling.  Suffice it to say that as one who does this kind of calculation day in, day out, the numbers look wrong.  Too big.  And the logic looks flawed.  If anyone reads this, then I'm sure someone will know how and be only too delighted to expound.

So, let's just say that 2me2you's numbers can't be relied on, ok?  I've proved half the equation.  If half the equation is wrong, then the result is wrong.  It cannot be otherwise.  And you'll notice that I haven't made a political judgement in any of this.  Though I might, later.

What of our friend Left Foot Forward, then?  He/she relies on 2me2you's unreliable calculations and uses them to make the emotional assertion: "Left Foot Forward has already highlighted the unfairness of the propsals [sic], which will result in bankers faring better than public servants such as teachers."

Now, I hate this kind of argument.  It really gets my goat.  If you're going to tug on the nation's political heartstrings, then have the grace to dress up like a 50s matinee idol and do the job properly.  This is a rational, adult, policy issue.  Please treat your readers as though there's the remotest chance they'd have the intelligence to follow a decent, sustained, rational argument.  Is that so much to ask?

Goats aside, what's wrong with this argument?  Well, let's go back to Browne, and his proposals for repayment.  On p.40, Browne argues:

" ... we will make the following changes to how the current system works to create the new SF Paying system:
• Students with higher earnings will pay a real interest rate. The interest rate will be equal to the Government’s cost of borrowing (inflation plus 2.2%).
• Students earning below the repayment threshold will pay no real interest rate. Their loan balance will increase only in line with inflation.
• Those earning marginally above the threshold whose payments do not cover the costs of the real interest will have the rest of the interest rebated to them by Government.
• The repayment threshold will be reviewed regularly and increased in line with average earnings. As the threshold has not been increased since 2005, there will be a one-off increase at the start of our new system from £15,000 to £21,000.
• Changing the threshold in line with earnings increases the costs of loans for Government. Some of that cost will be offset by increasing the maximum payment period from 25 to 30 years. After 30 years, any outstanding balance will be written off by Government."

So, your bankers (who earn more) will pay a higher rate of interest.  Your teachers on below £21,000 per year will not pay any interest rate - their loan balance only increases with inflation.  Teachers who earn above £21,000 will pay a real rate of interest, but if their earnings are only marginally above £21,000 the government will rebate their interest to them.  Seems to me, that leaves teachers better off than bankers, no?  And if teachers never earn more than £21,000 then after (an admittedly very long time) 30 years, the debt is written off.  Whereas bankers are unlikely to have that problem.  Teachers 2 - Bankers 0, I reckon.


Browne then goes on to outline *how much* people will pay back.  And here's the shocker.  Anyone earning up to £21,000 pays back nothing. If you earn £25,000 you repay £30 per month.  If you earn £30,000 you repay £68 per month.  Perhaps I'm just turning into a fat, old, capitalist pig-ette, but that doesn't seem like so very much to me.  It does get to be quite a hefty monthly payment if you earn £60,000 (hello, bankers!) at £293 per month.  But I reckon on 60k you can probably afford that.  Just about.  I have to admit, I'm not sure what teachers earn in what timescale, but it strikes me that at the very least we're on Teachers 3 - Bankers maybe 1/2.

What I really like about the repayment proposal is this: if you stop earning, you stop paying.  That means that if I take a maternity career break, I stop paying.  If I'm made redundant, I stop paying.... etc.  That, for me, is a really good feature.

So what do I think of Browne?  On balance, I think it's the very best we could have hoped for.  Yes, I'd prefer that everyone benefitted from the free education I had but if we accept that funds are limited, I'd rather free education was the protected preserve of the under 18s.  University students *do* get a tangible benefit from their education, and I don't really see that there's any harm in them putting back into the system as a result.  Student loans are now an established fact of life.  It seems utopian to hope that we could ever reverse that decision.

Universities do cost money, though, and I think the state should provide some of that.  Browne preserves that.  Not in an ideal way - given my own degree and my recent working background I'd like the importance of the Arts and Social Sciences to see more recognition than across the board 100% cuts - that does worry me.  But I like the idea that funding follows the students.  That seems intuitively ok.

I'm more worried about Compo and Clegg's plans to introduce a fee cap, rather than the soft Browne cap.  This seems to me to be ill thought through meddling for the sake of securing a political legacy rather than because there is a compelling argument to over-rule the Browne judgements.  Word in the corridors is that the fee cap will be between £10,000 and £12,000.  This strikes me as being much higher than any but Oxbridge would have set their fees in the pure Browne model.  This is perverse for two reasons:

First, if you set a cap, you get rid of the idea of levies.  The levy proposal was good, because it meant that if Universities set fees higher than £6,000, they had to surrender some of their ill gotten gains back to the central funding pot, to be recycled into student loans.  Seems like a pretty Solomon-like judgement, to me.  You want to charge extortionate amounts?  Fine.  You help fund it.  But the 'hard' fee cap proposal explicitly rules out levies.  No help with the funding there, then (and presumably 2me2you would approve of universities lightening the funding load).

Second, if you create a free market (dear god, I sound like a Tory: shoot me now!), the effect is counter-intuitive: it drives fees down.  Trust me. None of us (except perhaps Oxbridge and probably not even them) wants to be the most expensive.  It looks bad, don't you know, and we'd be paranoid about being under cut and losing students.  Browne said £7,000 would be what you'd need to charge to replace the cut HEFCE funding, and I reckon only a few brave, high ranking souls would've strayed far above that level.  But we saw after Dearing that if you introduce a cap, then there's a stampede to the level of the cap.  Everyone will make a judgement about whether they want to be top quartile, or top decile in the fee ranking.  Top quartile starts at £7,500 for a £10,000 cap or £9,000 for a £12,000 cap.  How many institutions charge lower than the highest possible fee rate, now?  Not many... Now scale that for a £12,000 fee cap.  Yes, introducing a hard cap will make tuition fees higher.  And that, combined with the removal of the levies, is just perverse.

What's really dangerous about Left Foot Forward's and 2me2you's arguments is that they feel so appealing.  Anyone who wants to present themselves as the last bastion of social inclusion, of truly egalitarian liberalism, or even (whisper) of socialism is going to agree with the argument because at a superficial level it stacks up.  And so people will retweet, or quote, or track back to the original without either really thinking about it, or without having understood the issues.

Worse, it seems to me, is the vast number of people who are quoting in an approving way without having read, or understood, the report.  It is not enough to read the Sunday supplements and form an opinion based on that and the ramblings of an ill informed blogger.  This debate is informing the future of Higher Education which is politically, morally - and perhaps least of all - economically important.  If we want to carry on being the intellectually rich culture we have been for so long then we at least deserve to think about this in an informed, meaningful way.

Now, I couldn't possibly have said all that in 140 characters.

And to get back on topic (for this blog, anyway)... I think one of the kids has nits.

Project Shush

This is a baby blanket for a friend at work, whose baby is due imminently.  Well, yesterday, actually.  Although rather unsympathetically, I'm hoping it doesn't arrive for another three or four days as the Browne review into student fees and financing is due to report on Tuesday and life would be everso much easier if the new baby's daddy was at work, helping me to do the modelling.  Oh yes, I've got my prioirities all straight, let me tell you!

The blanket is a lovely mix of fibres.  The white is bamboo derived polyester - reflects the light beautifully and is lovely and soft, but a bit of a bugger to work, if I'm honest - the yarn splits far too easily.  The green is a mix of cashmere, merino and silk.  Not the most practical fibres for a baby blanket, perhaps, but it's washable will be lovely and warm...  All double knit, crocheted with a number 4, beech wood hook, if you're interested...

New Hair!

It's purpler than the photo shows, and for some reason (I think they think they're being kind) the children are unable to take a photo which includes my chin!

The cunning thing about this hair is that if I have the parting on the right (as pictured), it's purple on top, but if I put the parting on the left (where it normally lives) it's brown with just some purpley bits showing through - kind of night and day...!

More holiday crafty goodness.  Here's how the babette blanket is shaping up (these progress photos have mostly been on Twitter until now...) and my doesn't it go well with the rug???

And here's one where the Quilt Inspector has crept in:

He doesn't quite get crochet.  He tried to join in once, by chewing all my lovely wooden hooks.  All he got was a severely smacked nose  (I was rather disappointed he didn't get spinters, I must admit!)

Work in progress

So, the red quilt is coming on leaps and bounds, thanks to my new sewing machine...

This is the finished quilt top:

It's all based on log cabin blocks, with some traditional blocks in the centre, some offset log cabins in the centre of each row, and some corner blocks at each corner.  The sashing is (surprise, surprise!) Amy Butler chrysanthemum fabric. 

I'm particularly pleased with this corner block (top right corner in the photo above):

The piece at the bottom of the picture is  just a slice through log cabin corners - I like the 'plaited' effect it gives.

The offsets were simply done randomly and, again, some of them have worked out nicely:

The back uses up some left over log cabins from making the centre block, and a piece of modern (polyester) kimono I picked up at the Festival of Quilts:

The plain red was hand dyed with Jacquard Procion MX in Carmine Red, mixed with Omega Dyrect Poppy.

Here's a detail of the kimono:

Because life isn't particularly restful at the moment - and to compensate for so much red in the bedroom - I free machine embroidered an Om at the top of the kimono...

I traced the image onto a piece of sulky Solvy, and used the needle as a felt tip to colour it in, with a couple of layers of nappy liner behind to stabilise.  It's worked well, although because of the circular nature of it, it has ruckled the fabric a fair bit.  I'd have got on better if I'd used a hoop.  Must get a hoop!

Anyway, all that remains to do now is to make the backing bigger - more plain red - perhaps add some velvet to the head and foot end of the front, and put it all together... so not much work there, then!

Holiday snaps

Well, I was going to upload pictures of a lovely day spent at Lincoln cathedral with Mum and the kids, but it's such a ball ache to upload large numbers of pictures to Blogger that, instead, I shall send you to the Flickr page where I've uploaded the pictures, and commented on them. 

Holidays

Well, here we are in Lincoln, the kids, the dogs and I.  On our jolly holidays.  Only for 3 days because - well, you know - there'd be little point in reckless extravagance or unlimited enjoyment!

I have been playing with needles.  The cathartic potential of stabbing things for hours and hours, and coming out of it with a beautiful result, has recently occurred to me.  So I've been needle felting.  This is my first attempt at 'flying solo' - not a bad thing, but it could have done with a little more thinking through before hand - the design would have been better on the diagonal and the whole thing would be more useful if it were a little bit bigger.  As it is, it's an iPhone cover...

I've also been to the Festival of Quilts which was stunningly beautiful.  Some really inspiring work, there.  My particular favourites were an incredibly intricate mosaic quilt of a woman draped in a red fabric.  She was made up of tiny (3/4cm?) mosaic squares, each individually stitched on - presumably must have been bonded with something first, but it's not evident what, as all the edges were free... just a stunning piece of work!  And then the phoenix quilt, which was a beautiful blend of colour and technical skill.  The feathers are so beautifully quilted, and the tail and wings have little fiery trails of embroidery spinning out of them.  I came away feeling inspired and inadequate, in equal parts!  But, I bought a new sewing machine, so perhaps the inspiration will win out...!

And now we're at Mum's, eating and walking and doing not much.  In fact, I should go and chivvy the troops out of bed.  We're going to take a quick tour of the cathedral this morning, before bundling into the car and heading home for a visit from Dad and stepmother, tomorrow.